The "Dick Move" thread. [Archive] - OTofOT.com

booom

10-21-2009, 10:00 AM

I'm sure everyone has done something in their life where they thought, holy shit, that was a dick move.
So, post your biggest asshole moments or when you did something you lol'd about later. It can be about anything, no boundaries.

Please keep ontopic though.

I'll post mine soon.

Chopper

10-21-2009, 11:05 AM

One time I traveled 6 hours by bus, crossed an international border, almost got lost in a ghetto, and then drove another two hours in a truck that will never pass a safety, just to go visit some friends. And this one asshole says he will be there. Well, I'm sure you know where this is going by now, said asshole couldn't make the 2 hour drive to hang out.

DICK MOVE.

booom

10-21-2009, 11:31 AM

One time I traveled 6 hours by bus, crossed an international border, almost got lost in a ghetto, and then drove another two hours in a truck that will never pass a safety, just to go visit some friends. And this one asshole says he will be there. Well, I'm sure you know where this is going by now, said asshole couldn't make the 2 hour drive to hang out.

DICK MOVE.

My good friend died in a car accident. Not going to a funeral woulda been a dick move..

Chopper

10-21-2009, 11:35 AM

You just ruined this thread for me.

Dick move.

booom

10-21-2009, 11:39 AM

You just ruined this thread for me.

Dick move.

:gelati:

Ricky bobby

10-21-2009, 02:39 PM

My friend has been wanting to get a perfection, but every time he gets to 14 kills, I betray him. It's funny because he takes halo way to seriously and goes ape shit every time I do it.
Dick move.

DeMiiZe

10-21-2009, 02:50 PM

I once asked a girl I know if she was pregnant, she said no and then I replied " Well you look it " she cried the whole night

Dick move.

Rob

10-21-2009, 03:25 PM

When I was about 16 I was walking back home from the movies with 2 of my friends and we stopped at a McDonald's for some Grade F meat burgers. Anyway, it was the summer so we ate outside sitting on a curb when some kid comes up to us REALLY fucking high. He asks us if one of us would mind going into McDonald's and filling up his empty water bottle with water. Apparently he got fired from there and wasn't allowed back in (lol) so I said SURE DUDE I'LL GET IT FOR YA. I took his bottle and went in. From where my friends were sitting, you couldn't really see inside. I went straight into the men's room, put the lip of the bottle up against the porcelain inside a urinal, and proceeded to flush toilet water into the bottle until it was full. Idiot drank the whole thing in front of us.

DICK MOVE

ShaneBrah117xX420Xx

10-21-2009, 03:32 PM

rofl
i cant think of anything right now :(

Dirt

10-21-2009, 04:08 PM

I stole my friends girlfriend, but he didn't tell me she was such a stupid cunt.

Dick move on his part.

booom

10-21-2009, 04:14 PM

This hog i work with was changing her tire that was flat. Literally shes like 400 pounds and i'm scared of her. Anways, she was out changing her tire with no one helping her at all, holding the car up with one hand, while using the tire iron in the other.
Her loser ass b/f wouldn't come help, so it's not my problem.

.. I drove by and looked away while lol'ing.

:gelati:
btw, it was raining and i didn't want to get my pretty ass wet (or eaten).

An Epic Name

10-21-2009, 04:45 PM

i make girls cry on a regular basis

shane, remember melissa? i make her rage

ShaneBrah117xX420Xx

10-21-2009, 05:11 PM

HOW DOES BEiNG BLIND MAKE ME A GINGER

Desabrais

10-21-2009, 06:36 PM

I once went to a party and shit in a toilet that was out of order and unflushable.

DICK MOVE.

Jeremy

10-21-2009, 06:58 PM

i threw away a water bottle instead of recycling it

dickish move

Jester

10-21-2009, 07:02 PM

Um a couple weeks ago, I was on facebook and there's this girl I went to HS with who somehow was on my friends list. She was annoying and fat and ugly in HS and I hated her guts...she posted an update saying she had officially become a model, and had links to her "professional" model pics. I clicked the links and they were all ugly as fuck, and one of the pics had her stomach jutting out with a low top shirt on. It honestly looked like she had boobs growing out of her stomach. So I commented on her status saying "nice stomach boobs, I'm sure you're gonna delete me from your friends list after this, but that shit is just terrible, please give up your modeling dream."

She got pissed and sent me a very hateful message, dick move but funny so who cares.

Gilbert

10-22-2009, 01:26 AM

For our 1 year anniversary I had plans for Dinner, movie, gifts, and sex. I took her to dinner but instead of a nice place, took her to Long John Silver ripp'd it. Watched a movie I wanted to watch, and to top it all off her gift was better than mine.

dick move.

My senior year of high school I was playing beer pong at my friends warehouse. Some random chick there gave me 40$ to go buy beer ( My cousin owns a liquor store ) anyways. I took her money went to Taco Bell and put in Gas in my Car. Next week I saw her in school I told her I got mugged.

Rat move

Today at work some black guy wanted to know if we were hiring I told him no.

dick move.

An Epic Name

10-24-2009, 01:25 PM

Rofl at the 2nd story. And the only people i give applications to at work at hot chicks

Anoxy

10-24-2009, 02:01 PM

My whole life is a dick move.

LtagsL

10-25-2009, 05:26 AM

the girls at the restaurant I used to work at put their purses in the bathroom, so I went in one sunday after they made alot of money that weekend, and stole like 400 dollars from 4-5 of them together... then blamed it on the mexicans that washed the dishes, bought weed with the money, and smoked it all in about 1 week.

dick move

BuffaloDave

10-25-2009, 06:16 AM

Rofl at the 2nd story. And the only people i give applications to at work at hot chicks
lol yeah my boss only hires hot chicks at work

one time i called off work last minute and told my boss i had to go to some family occasion thing. then proceeded to go to a cubby came with skybox tickets 8)

dickmove?

booom

10-25-2009, 12:08 PM

the girls at the restaurant I used to work at put their purses in the bathroom, so I went in one sunday after they made alot of money that weekend, and stole like 400 dollars from 4-5 of them together... then blamed it on the mexicans that washed the dishes, bought weed with the money, and smoked it all in about 1 week.

dick move

lolololololololol

An Epic Name

10-25-2009, 02:36 PM

One time this drunk girl called me and asked for a ride home and i said sure. Then i never went to get her and everytime she called i said i was almost there, when i was actually home playing h3

x A n D y

10-25-2009, 03:54 PM

These customers dropped $40 infront of my friends register while I was bagging their shit. I put my foot on it and slid it towards me.

yay $40

Dutycalls

10-25-2009, 05:55 PM

My friend gave me the idea of taking a sailboat and going out to water if a zombie attack occured.

I then told my friend that with that idea, I would ditch him, call my good buddie that teaches sailing, captain of the sailing team, and won the regatta, and have him sail me out.

dick move... s.

Gilbert

10-25-2009, 06:08 PM

One time this drunk girl called me and asked for a ride home and i said sure. Then i never went to get her and everytime she called i said i was almost there, when i was actually home playing h3

hahaha I've done this, except to my gf and it was her birthday.

I think of different ways everyday to ruin my ex's day. Either by making fun of her Long distance relationship/best friend who is a whore bitch. And best of all telling her i don't want to be friends anymore which she doesn't know I just do this shit for the lulz.

dick move.

Hassley

10-26-2009, 11:17 AM

I like this thread.

Hobeawr

10-26-2009, 11:23 AM

saw dis bitch in concert last night

dick moved

Anoxy

10-26-2009, 12:16 PM

well played

S7ubS

10-26-2009, 01:56 PM

Good shit hodown

Desabrais

10-26-2009, 04:57 PM

Who is that babe?

Chopper

10-26-2009, 05:27 PM

Who is that babe?

Lights, she's canadian too.

booom

10-26-2009, 05:33 PM

Lights, she's canadian too.

you just runined it..

Hobeawr

10-26-2009, 06:14 PM

she plays wow though!

BuffaloDave

10-26-2009, 07:26 PM

she plays wow though!
:gelati:

An Epic Name

10-26-2009, 07:27 PM

she plays wow though!

Hafu is da hottest

Hobeawr

10-26-2009, 08:03 PM

Desabrais

10-26-2009, 08:27 PM

wtf her name is actually lights?

BuffaloDave

10-26-2009, 08:36 PM

Hafu is da hottest
dat drood

Hassley

10-28-2009, 05:04 PM

you just runined it..

:unb:

Fr0sTBitE

10-28-2009, 05:09 PM

Mila Kunis RUNS WoW....

S7ubS

10-28-2009, 07:28 PM

Mila Kunis RUNS WoW....

I saw that on Jimmy Kimmel. I'd do unforgivable things to her woman parts.

Fr0sTBitE

10-28-2009, 09:52 PM

she looked so good in sarah marshall.

p.s. megan fox is hot, but not HOT

Chopper

10-28-2009, 10:13 PM

she had gross tits

Dirt

10-29-2009, 05:13 PM

I don't think those were actually her tits, if you're talking about that picture in the bathroom or wherever. If you're talking about something else I'd like to see this.

booom

10-31-2009, 03:31 AM

Anoxy

10-31-2009, 03:56 AM

didn't someone post this earlier?

I lol'd so hard at like 1:10

Hobeawr

10-31-2009, 03:57 AM

I posted it =/

Idk i saw it somewhere else... and i hope it wasnt digg but it might've been.

An Epic Name

11-03-2009, 02:05 AM

Press Start

11-03-2009, 06:43 PM

I tried having sex with my g/f.

DICK, MOVE!!!

Desabrais

11-03-2009, 07:14 PM

Some asshole went in the turning lane and was going straight today, makeing me wait forever.

DICK, MOVE!!

Press Start

11-04-2009, 04:14 PM

I made fun of a kid with dyslexia recently.

Mick Dove